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1. Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
2. Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They're always dribbling.
3.Q: Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
4. Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
5. Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
6. Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of its way.
7. Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.
8. Q: Why did the basketball player stay home all weekend?
A: He didn’t want to get called out for travelling.
9. Q: Why did the basketball visit the bank?
A: Because all of its checks were bouncing.
10. Q: Why did the elephant start a stampede?
A: He wanted to play for the Chargers.